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I think we can all agree that this is a very cunning plan by President Obama, who somehow managed to depress Sanford’s spirits so much that he started having an affair months before Obama even became President and started enacting policies. But then, this is just how Obama’s parents and the State of Hawaii planned it out when they spirited the Kenyan infant into the United States and faked his citizenship! “The perfect scheme!” they said, “This mixed-race boy will surely have no trouble winning the presidency! And then, we will totally have our revenge on a South Carolina Governor we’ve never even heard of yet, for some reason!” And they almost got away with it!
